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Now we have a Communist Marxist Leninist and Muslim Loving Scumbag at the Vatican who questioned the faith of a duly elected President of the United States, while his stupid Asshole remains completely surrounded by concrete Walls built in the year of 846 exclusively to ward off
centuries of Islamic invasions. The True Nature Of Hypocrisy !
Puppet Francis is not a Man of God, but indeed an old fashioned Communist Pedophile sharing his sexual desires with a Pedophile known as Prophet Mohammed.
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¿Por qué somos bastante papanatas para las citas?

Ejemplo no. 1: "Me gustas pa' vainilla"
#J: "Pst! amor, me están cayendo súper bien"
#I: "A mi también, ya hasta estamos platicando de los niños, las escuelas..."
#J: "O sea que..."
#I: "Not..."
Ejemplo no. 2: "Háganse aún lado, novatos"

Chateando en WhatsApp los 4
Nosotros: "¿Y qué es lo que les gusta hacer?"
Ella: "¿Les dices tú o yo, amor?
El: "Tú, mi vida"
Ella: "Ok!" (llegan 400 fotos de BDSM)
Nosotros: "😲😮😲😮"
Ejemplo no. 3: "No eres tú, soy yo"

#J: "Él está bien, ¿no? Y ella súper guapa"
#I: "Sí, pero creo que le gusto más yo que tú"
#J: "Pe-pe-ro, puedo..."
#I: "Not. Ya me dijo que sólo quiere conmigo"
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Medición del rendimiento:

¿Cuáles son las diferencias entre
#KPI
#KPA
#KRI
#KRA
#KSI
#CSF
#OKR
#OGSM
y otros tipos de métricas?

#HiloKPI #Analitica #CuadrosDeMando 😎
1⃣ Toda variable es un métrica, todo indicador es una métrica pero no toda métrica es un indicador.
#KPI #PI #KRI
2⃣ Un indicador necesita una cuota; una métrica, no (en un indicador necesitamos al menos, el mínimo y el máximo, el 0% y el 100%)
#KPI #PI #KRI
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/Short FREAK'N THREAD 🔥🔥🔥

Today ⬇️:

"Our agencies have been making preparations for nearly TWO YEARS IN ADVANCE of these elections & are closely engaged with officials on the ground to help them ensure the voting process is secure."
"Americans can rest assured that we will continue to stay focused on this mission LONG AFTER polls have closed."

2/
Two Years Ago: "As the hours ticked by on Election Day, teams at the FBI, DHS & the Office of the Director of National Intelligence held conf calls every 3 hours with a team at the Situation Room in the White House to discuss possible problems."

/3


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The French community in the 🇬🇧 is "one of the most important ones in the world, with more than 143 000 French citizens signed up on consular registers" - Europe Minister @NathalieLoiseau addresses the 🇫🇷 community at the @ifru_london
"If there are so many of you which are established here, it is a sign that our talents are sought after and appreciated. You bring a '🇫🇷 touch', so loved in many different fields"
"Beyond exiting the #EU, #France will remain a key partner for the #UK, in every single sector."
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A trip down memory lane... The earliest #bitcoin price chart I've found is from bitcoincharts.com of "Bitcoin Market". This was pre-MtGox. On May 25, 2010 #Bitcoin was trading at 0.3 cents. 1000 BTC was traded that day, for a 24hr volume of $3 USD. @cryptotwitter
The famous Bitcoin Pizza Day was only 3 days earlier on 22 May 2010 when Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 BTC for two Papa John's pizzas. 0.25 cents per BTC. Apparently the market rate was 0.41 cents per BTC. (via @Investopedia)
During 2010, pre Mt Gox, alongside BitcoinMarket.com, there was also The Bitcoin Exchange in operation. I'd love to see their price data to reconstruct the full price chart 2009-2018, if anyone has it.
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