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*COVID-19 breakup song lyrics*
[sung along with the abcdefu song]

Fuck you, and your jab, and your vaxx, and your masks
And these fake mandates, and this shit we all hate

Fuck you, Fauci, and Rochelle Walensky,
Bill Gates, FDA, you can all fuck off
Two weeks to flatten the curve
before it ended

Even tried to bite my tongue
watching CNN

Now Ron Johnson, friends,
asking questions

never even believed
this in the first place

Started inflating
cases for attention

myocarditis—
What a sick connection!
It’s like adverse events
came with submission

You’re going all about it in
the worst ways

I was into Cuomo, but
I’m over him now

And I was trying to be nice
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With Gene Simmons trending, I figured I'd share my favorite #misheardlyrics story. A friend of mine in HS thought this song went "I want to rock and roll all night, and PART OF every day."
Because, you know, after rocking and rolling all night it's important to take a schvitz, a little nap, maybe eat a nice bialy, and then come back to the rocking and rolling all refreshed.
And if you find your footwear to be a bit worse for wear after all of the rocking and rolling, Gene has just the crew socks you need to freshen up that wardrobe.
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