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Shauna✬Montana @TheRealShaunaMT
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Look out it's the #FunPolice coming to ruin Christmas songs & Children shows near you!
#1
In the #MeToo era, any remote suggestion of men “taking advantage” of innocent women must be wiped away from history.
#2
“Baby, its Cold Outside,” a classic Christmas song of over 50 years must be banned! It doesn’t matter that 94% of the radio stations listeners said no to the ban, the radio station caved to the 6% that voted the song as inappropriate.
#3
The outraged 6% feminists can dictate to the majority of what we can & cannot listen to at Christmas?
#4
It is a cold & lonely Christmas when the #Metooers are huddled near the space heater with their 6 cats, drinking wine & eating that pizza for 1 as the resentment against men festers inside them. If they can’t have fun, then no one deserves to.
#5
Stop in the name of the Fun Police! Rudolph you are “problematic”, the Fun Police pronounced “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer” the favorite Christmas show of millions of children around the world.
#6
Seems Rudolph’s dad was bullying him & Donner was a racist/bigot against “red-nosed” reindeer. Presumably this fell in the same category as atrocities committed against Native Americans. Who knew?
#7
No Justice! No Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Charlie Brown & the whole gang (including that bigot Snoopy) were accused of bigotry & racism against the only black child in the “hood” when he was seated across from the gang.
#8
The Fun Police claimed this was blatant racism-when actually he got the best seat in the house! Where’s Black Lives Matter when you need them?
How Dare You! You are NOT Inclusive!
#9
The Fun Police charged the “Victoria Secret” show featuring beautiful women dressed as angels in skimpy outfits. Where are the transgender, lesbian & plus sized models? They need representation too!
#10
It comes down to this: will you continue to let a small minority of nagging scolds ruin your holidays & relationships? Who made them the moral authority in this country & why do companies listen to them & cave in?
#11
Because they are LOUD & persistent & the media rewards this behavior, because it’s great for clicks & ratings?
America, STOP rewarding the Fun Police & START mocking & laughing at their absurd accusations!

START NOW!
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