THREAD: Debunking the #DailyMail #Corbyn Scandal Tsunami.

As the imminent resolution to #Brexit looks JC shaped, the capitalist establishment is in melt down. Red Tories are poised to press the big red button & the plain ole blue Tories are shooting out chaff. Let's go! 1/

1) JC Showed Off to His Mates he Got Laid!
So, he's male then. Next!

2) JC is a Tyrant Who:
Seized power (twice elected)
Purged moderates (barely acknowledges their sabotage)
Crushes dissent (hasn't sacked any1 for ages)
Leaves others to dirty work (was only 1 to table PV) 2/

3) Corbyn Hates Women!

"'Misogynist put downs!"
(Definitely said 'stupid people') skwawkbox.org/2018/12/19/wat…

"Labour never had a female leader!"
(but JC picked first ever 50/50 sex-balanced cabinet)

"He doest do housework cos he's too obsessed with fixing the world!"
(OK?) 3/

4) Dangerous Hero!

In which it is revealed PLP sabateurs spent the last year & a half conspiring with a right wing hack to compile an 'explosive' set of accusations for release right when JC gets closest to power. That time is now.
Its a greatest hits. U heard this one before 4/

5) Corbyns a Secret Brexiteer!!

HAHAHHAHHAHAHA!
fucking GOOD!!!!
This is supposed to put Daily Mail readers OFF Corbyn?!! LOL
& it's not a secret, he's been rallying against the EU for 35 years!
He allowed party democracy to dictate policy, unlike Tories who just dictate. 5/

6) Corbyns Ex Says He Wasn't Perfect!

Aparrently he used to be really into politics. Well, we wouldn't want a Prime Minister to have a tunnel vision commitment to a fairer future, would we? Ffs 6/

7) Another Ex Says Corbyn is Obsessed With Politics!

So he cares so much about making things better for everyone that he's sometimes sacrificed his own quality of life? Damn, that's just so unappealing in a prospective leader of the nation. 7/

8) Op-ed by Worlds Least Decent Journalist Dan Hodges asks "How Can Any Decent MP Stay?"

Another smoking gun after #TomBowers #DangerousHero that proves this is all coordinated. The PLP sabateurs have begun their warm up to a split working with right wing press & MPs 8/

9) Another Right Wing Hack Doesn't Like JC Shocker!

In which #GlenOwen provides more evidence he's so focused on politics he let it get in the way of his own life, like exams at school.

Wow.

best line:
"If just 2,227 more people had voted for him, JC would have been PM" 9/

10) @RachelRileyRR Says @jk_rowling Should Lead New Blairite Party!

OH GOD PLEASE DO THIS! DONT JUST TEASE, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Rowlings Reds manifesto:
-We let non-typical lookin Jews in!
-Love lyin to start wars & spendin £200bn on unusable WMDs!
-for the bankers, fuck the many!