Ok, message to #TheResistance, Monday morning quarterbacks and millennials. Assume everything you "hope" will happen won't and plan accordingly. Allow me to list; assume that
1. #Mueller will not testify in front of Congress and if he does then he will not confirm anything
Assume:

2. If #Mueller does speak he will say he meant for AG Barr to determine the obstruction conclusion
3. AG Barr will not release the #MuellerReport
4. Dem leadership will let this slide
5. Trump will not be impeached
6. Trump will be elected in 2020

AND ACT ACCORDINGLY
Assume:
8. Enough people will assume that Trump did not kill the ACA.
9. The rust belt will not revolt at the obvious lack of jobs.
10. Very few people watch cable TV
11. Those who have not decided or might flip their vote in 2020 don't want you calling them racist
Assume:
12. Young voters care more about fortnight than voting
13. Older voters will vote Republican
14. You will not pass a constitutional amendment to change the electoral college before 2020
15. No one cares about Russia, either because of electoral malfeasance l
Assume:
16. Or because of encroachment on western borders and invasive foreign infiltration.
17. The #MuellerReport will show near zero criminal action
18. Newly enfranchised voters in Florida will not vote.
19. And most importantly assume Trump will do the craziest shit ever
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