@IWasHrren @rising_serpent 1) "I'm A Good Old Socialist" w/apologies to Major Innes Randolph, C.S.A.

Oh, I'm a good old Socialist, now that's just what I am;
For this "Fair Land of Freedom" I do not give a damn!
I raised a lot of money, I only wish I'd won,
And I don't want no pardon for anything I done.

@IWasHrren @rising_serpent 2) I hates the Constitution, this "Great Republic," too!
I hates every state that is not uniformly Blue!
I hates that nasty Donald with all his brags and fuss,
And stinkin' Walmart shoppers, I hates 'em wuss and wuss!

@IWasHrren @rising_serpent 3) I hates the MAGA hatters and everything they do,
I hates the Declaration of Independence, too!
I hates the elect'ral college, vote cheatin' it's withstood,
And I hates their striped banner, and I fit it all I could.

@IWasHrren @rising_serpent 4) I led Hillary Clinton for four years, near about,
Got cheated by the DNC, and my followers got shut out.
I abandoned every principal, but Trump still won, I know,
Still, we're killing lots of babies, and I'd like to kill some mo'!

@IWasHrren @rising_serpent 5) Three hundred thousand migrants will surely vote for us.
Three hundred thousand more will come by caravan and bus.
Coyotes'll rape the women, and girls will get it worse.
Dying in the Desert of exposure, hunger, thirst.

@IWasHrren @rising_serpent 6) I wanna take my musket and kill Republicans,
I don't bother to hide it; a Commie's what I am,
Ain't a'gonna love 'em, not part of my Five-Year Plan!
By rights they should deport me, and I don't give a damn!