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the homeopathic secret to keeping your dogs corn chip scented is to feed them stale corn chips.
(do NOT @ me with the actual scientific explanation for why my dogs smell like fritos. i don’t like thinking about it. let me have peace.)
been singing “fri-to HOUND!” to the tune of baby shark for the last 20 minutes or so
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molly 🐶
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my right ring finger is crooked from the time i punched a miniature horse in the backseat of my mom’s suburban
also there’s a small divot right below my left eye from the time my friend laken threw a rock at a wasp nest & ran away faster than i did. our fifth grade science teacher canceled the rest of the bug collecting assignment after that.
i have a small scar under my nose from jumping on my sister’s bed when i was 3. i was bellyflopping onto the pillows, missed, and split my face open on the headboard.
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molly 🐶
@socialistdogmom
i think i missed my calling as a film critic.
the tom cruise mummy movie was awful and i'm legitimately devastated they won't be making the whole series of absolutely fucking stupid monster movies.

i should not have been as surprised as i was that the left behind films are really antisemitic.

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molly 🐶
@socialistdogmom
kathy galvin‘s new campaign literature contains a talking point she derided her opponent for advocating just three weeks ago.
i guess this explains galvin’s weird little fit when hudson noticed her change in stance on the public option at a forum last weekend - she’d already printed these new mailers.

i guess those great ideas make great applause lines and also great lines to borrow from your opponent for the world’s busiest, most verbose campaign mailers, huh kathy?

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Nick Monroe
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Alright. Let’s check in on France this weekend. Things have escalated from the authority’s standpoint so it’s worth taking a look.
(I don't like sourcing Wikipedia but for the sake of brevity) It's weekend 19 of this happening. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_ve…

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1) Donald Trump’s press conference Wednesday, and the responses to it, are an important and perhaps historic moment, beyond the controversy. It made irrevocably clear that Trump intends to rule as an authoritarian, and his followers want that. Ridiculously long thread follows.
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As a warm-up for my #Mickey90 megathread starting 11/18, I'm gonna watch as many of Disney's Oswald The Lucky Rabbit cartoons as I can get access to, since OTLR is basically Mickey Mouse 1.0

I mean, just look at him. Walt lost the rights to OTLR & then re-created him as MM!
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@connorratliff
45 Days Of @ElvisCostello: a twitter megathread in anticipation of the Oct 12 release date of LOOK NOW, the new LP by Elvis Costello & The Imposters

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I did something similar to this 5 years ago, in anticipation of EC & @theroots' Wise Up Ghost LP, on tumblr.

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Mostly I will be going chronologically from the early years right up to the present, but it feels right to start out with Costello's 2002 song, "45."

Music Video directed by @jessebdylan


(There's an alternate "diner" version I can't find anywhere online)
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