For tonight's Late Night monster theater we present the horror flick TOAST where the evil bastards of

The Obama Administration SPIED on Trump.

Those bastards will chill you to the bone.

Grab the popcorn and turn out the lights.

You never know who is spying on you.

And don't forget to stay tuned for the second half of our double thriller feature.

"The Night of the Leftist Funsuckers"

where the leftists yell at you for two hours to get the hell off their lawn while intermittently calling you a stupid, racist, xenophobe.

If you missed last night's horror double feature, you are in luck! Today's Sunday afternoon matinee features a crime drama called

"The Big Ugly" where a DNGF AG starts investigations into the nefarious deeds of

The Obama admin SPYING on Trump

Get those bastards.