I took drugs in the past, but... (circle all that apply)
A) I was young.
B) I was foolish.
C) They had no effect on me.
D) I thought they were just icing sugar/funny smelling cigarettes/DIY Botox.
E) It would have been rude not to.
G) Who hasn't?
H) At least I never voted Labour.
I) Eton summer break drags on so long, you know.
J) Then my dealer stopped taking my calls.
K) Only because I was thinking ahead to how I might spice up my bid for PM.
M) Purely for research purposes.
N) Then I discovered fox hunting.
O) I have never shopped at Aldi or Lidl.
P) Only on holiday. What goes on outside the UK stays outside the UK, right?
S) I'm well-off and white, so I knew I would get away with it.
T) It was the 60s/70s/80s/90s/00s/last week.
U) Only in a bid to support developing economies.
V) It offered unique insights into the plight of the underclasses.
X) Daddy made the conviction go away.
Y) Drugs mean Drugs.
Z) Sorry, what was the question again?