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To be clear:

Trump is sending troops because Iran is about to violate the agreement that Trump already tore up.

He tore it up because it wasn't cruel enough to be effective.

Iran tried to hold to the agreement anyway, but can't.

Because of the new cruelty.

So, troops.
It's almost as if the problem Republicans had with the 2015 Iran agreement was that it was effective at preventing war.

Their ideal is basically a sadistic "why are you hitting yourself" as foreign policy.
Man, fuck Republicans for real.
And now, while we're starving Iranian children to force them into breaking an agreement we already voided specifically to create conditions that would lead to war, we're supposed to believe a story about tanker attacks from a walking war mustache and an evangelical hate potato?
Screw Republicans and their thin febrile war boners.

Screw people willing to look the other way for their tax breaks and their casual bigotry.

Screw people comfortable enough to not give a shit who take every opportunity to not give a shit.

good morning, how's everybody doing
That's exactly the one I was thinking about.

(by the way, I am available for children's parties)
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