Sick joke, brah. But you aren't helping educate people and you're spreading misinformation.
A Space Force or Corps, whatever, would exist to man, train, and equip military space missions. It's about making sure we have the right people and tech for the job.
The public deserves to know what conflict in space actually looks like at this point. It's nation-states fielding new tech so they can screw with our GPS, not ray guns.