I'm like, "Sure."
Who do you think rolled up?
So the ranger walks over, and he's like, "I remember these old Ram vans. So much room."
Dude is like, hey, my dad gave me your number. He said he sold a van to you about a year ago?
As soon as I saw the car clear the corner, I left.
I was did what I do, and talked shit -- "I take it you're not a big fan of John Grisham novels. You should really give him a chance before you get angry."
Also, fuck the entire Sackler family for being the biggest drug dealers in the world.