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I’m like nasty.

Can you imagine?

This is naughty.

I’m like swoll.

*insert image of the God I’m resurrecting: the size of humanity… ohh shit, y’all meritocrats are fucked*
The more true I am to your worst nightmare of how historically significant I am to human history, the more powerful I happen to be.

Hey, whoever you are?

I’m 100.0000000000%.

Sowwy?
“Let me get this straight. The Second Coming is just secular humanism on steroids?”

Let me make it clear to you.

I’m…

Gay.
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@threadreaderapp oh INTERESTING

HEY

LET ME SEE SOMETHING Image
@threadreaderapp Can everyone in humanity verify what “salam alaikum” means?

Colson Lin studied Arabic at the University of Chicago.

Yale Law sired a second Doomsday Clock, @UChicago.
@threadreaderapp @UChicago Why is it that Colson Lin,

this genius guy with a perfect SAT score,

a degree from Yale Law,

childhood poverty in Houston, Texas,

outcasted in school all his life,

is bold, brave, and pioneering enough to invent a new way of reading about God,

also happens to be a magician?
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The tweets below, along with astickofdynamite.com and youtube.com/@astickofdynam…, might or might not go viral.

Either way, whoever sees this now knows:

“Humanity, your ass has been warned.”

#JudgmentDay

don’t you love it? <3

~tscojc
Bing is hilarious you guys. Image
How awkward is this you guys?

It must be from a crazy, delusional person who was somehow able to coincide his apperance with both the publication of the 1455 Gutenberg Bible and Nietzsche’s “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” (1885) in numerically interesting ways.
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I Forgive, Why?

Because I choose to do whatever it takes to break the cycle ..

“He/She who is without sin, Cast the first stone”

…And to think, “they” call ME the Devil — I guess it feels good to be the “Bad Guy” ..

🫵 🪞
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[JUDGMENT] #SupremeCourt @VinodDua7

Supreme Court bench led by Justice UU Lalit to shortly deliver judgment on a plea filed by senior journalist Vinod Dua to quash a #Sedition case registered against him in Himachal Pradesh for his @YouTube telecast on the #DelhiRiots
#VinodDua was accused of spreading fake news. Besides sedition, the other charges include causing public nuisance, printing of defamatory matter & making statements conducive to public mischief

Court to decide on the important point of applicability of #Sedition law in this case
Justice UU Lalit: There are two prayers. One was for quashing the FIR and one was directions regarding formation of a committee. Preliminary objection was taken by respondent that instead of Article 32 petitioner should be relegated to criminal court

#SupremeCourt @VinodDua7
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@Janinepolitic I really like the FDR fireside chat idea

10 days of darkness (after they shut down social media /end 230 exemption)
@Janinepolitic Zuber did these massive panoramic wallpapers

Zuber --> Huber

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@Janinepolitic Zuber --> Z option

Fireside chat --> only time #FakeNews won't interfere with the broadcast
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THE WRATH OF GOD - PART 4

RAISING THE BEASTS OF THE BOTTOMLESS PIT

“And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up..."

👁️
4.1 BACK TO [#satan] GETTING "EVE-IC-TED" FROM #GOD'S @WhiteHouse

IMO, #REVELATION 12:12 occurred shortly after @POTUS took office

tinyurl.com/ycchq4kg

"the great #dragon was cast out, that old serpent 🐍 called the #Devil and #Satan, which deceiveth the whole world"
4.2 REMEMBER @POTUS SAYING THIS ???

"This MONSTER came and worked its [WHORE]ible [WHORE]ible "SPELL" over the world"



#iPutASpellOnYou

🐍

"We're going to get back..." to #Christ

😇
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2. Holocaust in Yemen caused by Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Senegal, Sudan, Somalia, Qatar, Morocco, US, France, UK, Canada, Australia,Germany
#Yemen #CrimesAgainstHumanity #WarCrime #Holocaust #YemenCantWait #YemenHolocaust #WorldHypocrisy
1. Holocaust in Yemen caused by Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Senegal, Sudan, Somalia, Qatar, Morocco, US, France, UK, Canada, Australia,Germany🤨👇🏼
By @JaneFerguson5
1. Four year old Ikram was in a hospital in #Sanaa this month. One of the many, tiny casualties of the disastrous war in Yemen. Thanks to @NickKristof for helping with this!
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