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Benefits of Basic Brown Level Trump Card

20% discount on free parking at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lots

Free travel insurance to Thigh Land

10% discount on all purchases of Trump Steak *

Priority booking at Trump Shuttle *

* Currently not available

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Benefits of Silver Level Trump Card

Box Seats at New Jersey Generals home games *

Priority boarding at Trump Shuttle *

Free travel insurance against all forms of Windmill Cancer

Complimentary copy of latest issue of Trump Magazine *

* Currently not available

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Benefits of Gold Level Trump Card

Complimentary breakfast covfefe at Trump Casinos *

Lounge access at Trump Shuttle flights *

Free insurance against 5G **

3 credits at Trump University *

* Currently not available
** Not the 5G tech. This is Bee Gees tribute band

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