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A short primer 🧵 on things men really must stop doing, because it's #deadsexy and we women can't possibly be expected to control themselves:

-wearing any sort of well-tailored suit
-working out at the gym or taking a run
-splitting wood and stacking that woodpile
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-mowing the yard w/ no shirt
-doing dishes w/o being asked
-smiling w/ a flash of dimples
-handling money well/being fiscally responsible
-shoveling snow
-fixing anything that’s broken
-going to the beach (except in a loose-fitting wetsuit)
- starting a fire in the fireplace
-playing guitar where those little muscles in your forearm ripple
-wrestling w/ the kids in the floor & your biceps show
-laugh lines around your eyes when we tell a joke
-rolling the sleeves on your uniform
-wearing dark jeans + white shirt
-wearing dark jeans + black tee
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