Guy who has spent the last two years using mannequins to train leopards how to eat faces is now like “eating faces is bad, and you leopards really shouldn’t do it.”

But meanwhile, “hey leopards, look at these delicious faces!!!!” Don’t eat them tho, you naughty leopards.

“Because you don’t want to be like those nasty, violent people who tried to shut down our face-eating leopard training center.” Those people have no respect for the right of leopards to have some good clean fun and be prepared to defend themselves from aggressive faces.”

“Look, sometimes when you’re training leopards to eat mannequin faces, one of them gets the wrong idea and eats a real human face. It’s regrettable, but what are you gonna do? Leave leopards defenseless in a world with so many faces that threaten them?”