Things that would make your transition into the afterlife faster and easier:

1) make an emergency contact list. Put your list of NOK in this, cards for your PCP and dentist.

2) Go to the dentist and get Xrays done.

1/ 3) 3) If you hate your family get a DPOA. Make sure the paperwork states this person can make arrangements after death. Put copies of this paperwork into the binder above.

4) Go to the doctor for regular check ups. Make a medication list and put it in the binder. 2/

Okay, so there has been something Ive wanted to post for a while but haven’t because its traumatic and sensitive: but since there is now a discussion going on…((first TW for rape and child abuse))1/ TW: rape and child abuse

Children are not physically built for sex. A child being sexually assaulted doesnt only cause emotional harm. There is horrible physical damage done to their bodies. 2

1) learn to drive in the ice and snow. Do not slam on your breaks. Leave a car length and a half to 2 car lengths between you and the person in front of you. Slow down. Learn to steer into a skid. Watch videos on driving in shitty weather. 1b) If you get stuck in snow do not spin your wheels. It will create ice under your tires. Learn how to rock your car.

At a rural Walmart:
Me: in line
cashier: 15 year old with a very sparkly patriot hat on

Me: I like your hat <to cover the fact patriotic white people freak me out
1/ Cashier: Thanks. It doesnt have yellow on it
Me: Why would it have yellow on it
C: My granpa told me they are trying to add yellow to the flag

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