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Ζήτησα απ'το ChatGPT να γράψει 5 αστεία ως stand-up comedian, με θέμα τα ▪︎ναρκωτικά▪︎, με το στυλ των 5 αγαπημένων μου κωμικών, ώστε να τα χρησιμοποιήσω ως βάση ενημέρωσης του κοινού. #SciComm #SciCommGR

Ιδού το αποτέλεσμα! 👇🤭🎙💊

#ChatGPT #comedy #narcotics Image
Ήμουν λίγο περίεργος να δω αν μπορεί το ChatGPT να παράξει έξυπνο χιούμορ στα Ελληνικά, και ταυτόχρονα να μου δώσει πάτημα για λίγο SciComm. 🤓

Παρακάτω παραθέτω τα 5 αστεία ακριβώς έτσι όπως μου τα έβγαλε o Chatty (ναι, έτσι το φωνάζω 😏).

[To prompt στο pic description] Είσαι ένας stand-up comedia...
🎙 Jim Jefferies
💊 Κάνναβη

"Ξέρετε τι συμβαίνει όταν καπνίζεις πολύ μαριχουάνα; Εγώ δεν ξέρω.
Και ξερετε γιατί δεν ξέρω; Γιατί απλά δεν θυμάμαι! Κανείς που καπνίζει δεν θυμάται!
Προχθές ένας φίλος μου έλεγε μια ιστορία κ εγώ ήμουν τόσο πολύ μαστουρωμένος που..
..
..Τι έλεγα;" Image
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The @NIA_India has arrested 9 Sri Lankans which includes gangsters (Kimbula Ele Guna & Ladiya) from a special camp for #Srilanka's Tamil refugees at the #Tiruchirappalli over their alleged involvement in #drugs & arms smuggling to revive the #LTTE.

#Tamilnadu #Narcotics
Sources say that the @NIA_India has also revealed that 2 out of the 9 arrested were in constant touch with a #Pakistan-based drug runner (Haji Salim), who often travelled between #Dubai, Pakistan & #Iran.
Complete list of arrested:

C Gunashekharan alias Guna, Pushparajah, Mohammad Asmin, Alahapperumaga Sunil Ghamini Fonseaa, Stanly Kennady, Ladiya Chandrasena, Dhanukka Roshan, Vella Suranka & Thilipan.

#Srilanka #India #LTTE #Pakistan #Tamilnadu #Kerala #Drugs #Narcotics
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Remember woman who tuk multiple @SriSriTattva products 4 range of problems frm diabetes 2 gas 2 liver disease & developed liver failure, listed for liver transplant?
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23 samples, Analysis results
#MedTwitter #livertwitter
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Before I go into results, I must say this was overwhelming. There was SO MUCH the lab identified, impossible to put everything here. So I made a summary. At the end of this thread, I have linked a full analysis described in Excel format. Some results were VERY concerning
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How did we analyse?
Here R links 2 methods
They R high end, done under strict protocols
Frm Ministry of Forest, Environment, Climate / NABL approvd Lab
ICP-OES bit.ly/2XpK7Hl
GC MSMS bit.ly/2XolwT4
FTIR bit.ly/3ourLAT
Here is list V analysed 👇
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1 - #DrugsInBollywood - Let's start with one from way back in time in #Mumbai. A rave party was busted in #Juhu in 2012 and multiple struggling actors tested positive for #narcotics. Who? #AngadBedi, #ApurvaAgnihotri, #RockyS. Link: #ArrestRheaChakraborty
2 - How can we talk about #DrugsInBollywood without mentioning the #Khans? Which Khan? Almost all! But let's start with one of the biggest - #GauriKhan. She has hosted many coke-fuelled parties in #Mannat over the years & was once detained in #Berlin for possession of marijuana. Image
3 - Right after GK is yet another star wife - drug veteran #SusanneKhan. Her cocaine addiction is well known in #Mumbai and I must say, she takes after the rest of her family when it comes to drugs. #DrugsInBollywood #ArrestRheaChakraborty #JusticeForSushant Image
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🔥FLASH🔥
#ARMY Recovers Huge Narco & War Like Store Consignment at Sadhna:

#Army at Sadhna Pass at the mouth of Tangdhar, apprehended a huge consignment of #war like stores & #Narcotics last night based on inputs available on #smuggling of such stores along the Sadhna axis. Image
The package well concealed and hidden in various parts of the vehicle, were located based on initial scan revealing suspicious articles followed by a deep search. The deep search was done by the #Army Dogs at Sadhna, Image
aided by a mix of newly installed Metal detectors, X Ray Scanner, Narco Vapour Detection machine & Explosive Detection Machines. Further joint operations by #Army & #Police were launched at suspected localities within #Tangdhar bowl.
@ajitsinghpundir @doctorsingla @CestMoiz
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